“The trip was exhilarating,” he declared. “And I didn’t need a spacesuit. The flying animals, who looked like birds, but were not … I really don’t know what they were … flew all around, and they disappeared and reappeared before me.”
He glanced upwards as he tried to remember his experience.
“They fluttered around me as I walked. Then one of them landed on my shoulder. I tried to tap it, but it jumped off. Amazingly, the colors surrounding me changed as I looked around.”
Wifey then slapped him. “Stop taking LSD,” she screamed. And slammed the door behind her.